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Toots farts joyous rainbows of pure devastation.

Toots! A miniature magical unicorn so powerful it lays entire cities to waste, Mr. and below it, to the very heart of the unspeakable threat.įrom the studio that brought you the Ostrich Hammer and the purple sex-toy bludgeon, Volition unveils its next weapon of crass destruction: Mr. The battle will take them across the storm-blasted planet. As Colonist and Marauder settlements are torn asunder, only Darius and the Red Faction can save mankind. When Darius is tricked into reopening a mysterious shaft in an old Marauder temple, he releases a long-dormant evil and unleashes Armageddon on Mars. Few sane people now venture to the ravaged surface, aside from contractors like Darius and the smugglers who run goods between the settlements. Mining, scavenging, mercenary work-if the job is dangerous, Darius is your man. To survive, the Colonists flee to the underground mines and build a network of habitable caves.įive years later, Darius Mason, grandson of Martian Revolution heroes Alec Mason and Samanya, runs a lucrative business from Bastion, underground hub of Colonist activity. Toots to make his landing on June 7.When the massive Terraformer that supplies Mars with its Earth-like air and weather is destroyed, the atmosphere turns to chaos, super-tornados and lightning storms engulf the planet. In fact, ?shooting a powerful beam of light which destroys things directly in front of you? would seem so mundane an ability as to invalidate such a weapon from the game's roster ? unless, of course, that beam happens to be a rainbow coursing from the hindquarters of a shrieking pygmy unicorn.

If you've downloaded the demo ? and upwards of a million of you have ? you know that Red Faction: Armageddon contains a surfeit of amusing weapons, destructive tools whose gleeful ridiculousness rivals anything in the Ratchett and Clank series. As promised a month ago, he is a unicorn whose sphincter shoots rainbows with the power to seemingly vaporize basically anything on Mars.

Here for your viewing delectation is Mr Toots. Red Faction: Armageddon has exactly that many balls. It takes a whole other level of ballsiness to say to players, ?download this a million times and we'll put a farting unicorn in our game? and then, a month down the line, to do just that. But giving players a new car or sword or what have you is small potatoes. EA, in particular, has made use of this modus operandi frequently of late. It's common practice to sweeten the deal of a new game demo by promising new features if the download reaches a set, seemingly extravagantly-high figure.